[Intro] Bank notification received. “Oh no…” [Verse 1] I checked my balance Monday morning Thought I’d give my heart a test Turns out ignorance was healthier Honestly, it worked the best There’s a charge from somewhere downtown Another from a late-night place And one transaction simply says “Good luck trying to remember this” [Pre-Chorus] The numbers keep decreasing The memories increase Apparently I purchased happiness At least temporarily [Chorus] My bank account hates me Every Monday morning It sends me notifications That feel just like warnings My bank account hates me But honestly that’s fine Because every bad decision Made a pretty good Friday night [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Bank account hates me Oh-oh-oh-oh But the memories were free Oh-oh-oh-oh Bank account hates me And I totally agree [Verse 2] I found a charge for twelve hot dogs At quarter after three The strange part isn’t buying them It’s that they all belonged to me Somebody bought matching sunglasses At midnight in the rain And somehow future-me is paying For present-me again [Pre-Chorus] My savings had a vision My weekend had a plan Unfortunately those two things Never seem to align [Chorus] My bank account hates me Every Monday morning It sends me notifications That feel just like warnings My bank account hates me But honestly that’s fine Because every bad decision Made a pretty good Friday night [Bridge] Investments? No. Budget? No. Financial strategy? Also no. [Build] Available balance: Error. [Final Chorus] My bank account hates me Every Monday morning It sends me notifications That feel just like warnings My bank account hates me But honestly that’s fine Because every bad decision Made a pretty good Friday night [Outro] The good news: I had fun. The bad news: I had fun.
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