[Verse 1] I got a kitty with a funny but a funky little quirk, Her tail goes up, and man, it starts to work, She's soft and sweet, but there's one thing she hides, She has a tiny loose hole, yeah, it can't be denied! [Pre-Chorus] She struts around like a queen, no doubt, But when she turns, you better be clearing the route, oh yeah! [Chorus] She is a kitty gas machine, she's nothing more then a farting queen, Every step that she takes, she breaks wind on the scene, I guess you better Let it rip, don't hold it in, She's got a tail that's gonna make her win! She is a kitty gas machine, she's a purring dream, But underneath, she is really a farting fiend, She is gonna Let it blow, don’t you know, She's the cat with the gas that is on the go! [Verse 2] She leaps through the air with the most steps and a graceful little flip, But every time she lands, there is another little clip, I thought it was cute at first, then I smelled the truth, That fluffy little butt is nothing more then a nasty fartin' booth! [Bridge] She's got 9 lives, but this one's loud, A puff of air, and then she has cleared the crowd! It’s a symphony of wind and fur, Why My kitty’s got quite a gift, that is for sure! [Pre-Chorus] She struts around like a queen, no doubt, But when she turns, you better be clearing the route, oh yeah! [Chorus] She is a kitty gas machine, she's nothing more then a farting queen, Every step that she takes, she breaks wind on the scene, I guess you better Let it rip, don't hold it in, She's got a tail that's gonna make her win! She is a kitty gas machine, she's a purring dream, But underneath, she is really a farting fiend, She is gonna Let it blow, don’t you know, She's the cat with the gas that is on the go! (MAN YOU STINK!) [Pre-Chorus] She struts around like a queen, no doubt, But when she turns, you better be clearing the route, oh yeah! [Chorus] She is a kitty gas machine, she's nothing more then a farting queen, Every step that she takes, she breaks wind on the scene, I guess you better Let it rip, don't hold it in, She's got a tail that's gonna make her win! She is a kitty gas machine, she's a purring dream, But underneath, she is really farting fiend, She is gonna Let it blow, don’t you know, She's the cat with the gas that is on the go! [Fade to End] She's the queen of the kitty gas machines... Oh why, she is still my fluffy fat farting kitty queen... Oh no Oh no You stinky little cat


