[Intro] [finger snaps on beats 2 and 4] [vocal percussion enters] [bass vocal walking line] (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) [Verse 1] [baritone lead] So what do you think? Are they right or wrong? Right I say, Soames work is like a song I'm not sure they were quick to report Tritium's the rub, it must show or there's no sport [Verse 2] [alto lead] Are you trying it? What about Dr. Cold? Hey, I've heard he said four students do it right away And another hundred thousand from his grant Should prove there's no need to recant He's gonna be there if it's not a mistake [Chorus] [full four-part harmony] (Ba da da da) Boy oh boy I sure hope it's not fake Heavy water mixes in palladium with deuterium oxide to create helium Sounds fishy to me, the physicists say it's not true So is it false? Simply a chemist without a clue [Outro] [vocal harmony swell] (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) [vocal percussion and snaps fade out]
