========== Made for SwedishPish 90s TV event. Check the end of the lyrics for more details. https://suno.com/playlist/5b32ebc7-1e5c-4ba9-848c-ada82e9c2718 ========== [Intro: spoken] Channel surf Static blur Then that voice Screaming “are you sure?!” One got fangs The other got fire Is she’s your type? Or your funeral pyre [Pause] [Crowd chanting] Mon-ster! Mon-ster! Date! Date! Mon-ster! Mon-ster! Don’t be late! [Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Welcome to the show! Where your crush might crush your bones Sign a waiver Spin the wheel Hope you heal in a week or so [Pause] Gargoyle girl on the rooftop Vampire vixen fangs are sharp Slime gal by the pool Medusa slithers in sunglasses Those babes are here to test your cool [Chorus] It’s Monster Date Xtreme If you’re still standing You win the dream Seven days of chaos Claws and screams End of the week You got a queen Monster Date Xtreme If you’re not hospitalized You join her team Walk out alive with a wild new fling And a hundred bucks in your ripped-up jeans (whoa) [Verse 2] Monster date Xtreme Do you wanna play? Make it through a week and you’re walking away With a girlfriend Bragging rights And a crumpled stack of cash If you’re not in the ER by the very last day You can call her “babe" Keep the bruises like a sash Monster date Xtreme Hope you like a wild crash [Verse 3] Cyclops texting in ALL CAPS Harpy steals your car and maps Mermaid floods your living room Just to “set the mood” for snacks Mummy girl wraps up your arm Says she “likes you fragile” Demon chick meets your parents Turns your dad into her biggest fan [Verse 4] Oni sweetheart wants a “little” hug Vampire cutie serving midnight snacks (it's you bro) Tengu girl sends you a note “Meet me at the edge of a cliff” Blink too slow That ground comes really quick (yo) [Bridge] Tentacle princess Clingy in a whirl Says “I only wrap up guys I really like” Host just laughs Audience chants “Is this romance or an ambulance dance?” [Chorus] It’s Monster Date Xtreme If you’re still standing You win the dream Seven days of chaos Claws and screams End of the week You got a queen Monster Date Xtreme If you’re not hospitalized You join her team Walk out alive with a wild new fling And a hundred bucks in your ripped-up jeans [Spoken] Cameras on Sirens near “Is this love Or a medical career?” People ask “Bro Was it worth the hit?” You'll grin “Every bite Every burn Every split!” [Crowd clap] [Spoken] Will you dodge that tail swipe? Can you hug through all those spikes? Is it love or just survival When her kiss revives you twice? (twice!) Bruised heart Bandaged face You still show up to her place ‘Cause danger looks amazing In fire and lace [Chorus] It’s Monster Date Xtreme If you’re still standing You win the dream Seven days of chaos Claws and screams End of the week You got a queen Monster Date Xtreme If you’re not hospitalized You join her team Walk out alive with a wild new fling And a hundred bucks in your ripped-up jeans (hey!) [Outro: chanting] Mon-ster! Mon-ster! Seal your fate Mon-ster! Mon-ster! That’s one hot date 📺🐟 MISSION: #PishTV 📺🐟 You wake up. It feels like the 90's again. The TV blares with something sticky. The signal is breaking. The screen is cracking. The pish are broadcasting live. Will you grab the remote… or go to commcerial? XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 1: Drop Your Broadcast Remix the anthem or build your own insane program. Make it loud. Make it weird. No, WEIRDER. Go playful. Go chaotic. Slap that sugar signal. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 2: Design the Screen Storm Create cover art that feels like a 90s TV meltdown. If it feels unhinged, you’re doing it right. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 3: Hijack the Hashtag Tag your creation with #PishTV Let the signal spread. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 4: Tap the Glass Comment on the original track so the fish know you’ve tuned in. No silent watchers. Only active broadcasters. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 5: Feed the Frenzy Stream. Share. Support. Blast your fellow creators across playlists. The stronger the swarm, the louder the takeover. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 6: Loop the Transmission Paste these rules into your track description so the signal keeps multiplying. No dead air. No quiet channels. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX And that’s it. Flip the switch. Crack the screen. Let the fish in. 📺🐟 The broadcast has begun. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX
