If you're gonna' be the baddest, In this super city of ours, You gotta' be inventive, and creative, More than just a thug with over-used, boring powers [Yawn] So what's your master plan? If you're gonna' be the woman or the man, or the other, To be like legends, The Penguin, Doctor Doom, or Thor's brother, Loki, that's his name, He didn't do things understated, or low-key ("See what I did there?") If you want my attention. It's gotta' be total havoc you've created. I like my evil, To be evil, Tied-to-the-train-tracks-freakin'-bad, "My-death-ray-will-destroy-sooptropolis" That's my kinda' man, Robbing Lexbank is for beginners, Messin' with Bad Bunny will get you killed, You gotta' be a bigger bad to catch my eye, A proper super-evil-villain. I hope you've got a lair, Not plan out of a hobo's tent or caravan, If you wanna' make it big in this town, You gotta' be more than a flash ("or the flash, hah! get it!") In the pan, You gotta' show commitment, A ruthless streak, And that you're hard as nails, I like my evil, evil. Not a wannabe' loser who fails. I like my evil, To be evil, Tied-to-the-train-tracks-freakin'-bad, "My-death-ray-will-destroy-sooptropolis" That's my kinda' man, Robbing Lexbank is for beginners, Messin' with Bad Bunny will get you killed, You gotta' be a bigger bad to catch my eye, A proper super-evil-villain.
