[Verse 1] You turn every errand to a wager Then act wounded when you lose Bring back five things we don't need And somehow miss the one I choose You swear each mess was almost handled Like that somehow clears your head Then flash that shameless little grin And I forget what I just said And I hate that every little thing becomes a story safe for you I hate that I can read your face before you tell me what you're going through [Verse 2] This is getting embarrassing I keep your stupid voice notes You make me laugh when I'm trying so hard to keep you close But not too close This is getting embarrassing I made a living out of heartbreak And somehow fell for a loud impossible fool [Chorus] Who makes the whole room lighter by mistake I've watched the whole arena hold its breath when you take aim Then watched you lose to my coffee maker And swear the machine was to blame You talk too much tip too much Make friends wherever we go You send me something ridiculous right when I need it most And you're annoying but good When nobody's there to see Gentle with kids, kind of strangers Everything I pretend doesn't get to me [Verse 3] This is getting embarrassing I know the sound of you coming upstairs I know those jokes you tell twice In which grin means trouble already there This is getting embarrassing I built a career on goodbyes Now I'm writing something close to happy With your name between the lines You're too loud, too pleased with yourself You think every joke deserves an audience It doesn't You're exhausting [Outro] Impossible Leave your jacket on my chair I'll complain and never move it Keep laughing at your own punchlines I'll keep pretending they're not funny I was very good at heartbreak Before you made a fool of me, honey
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