*[Intro – radio static crackles, then a deep trance pulse fades in]* *khhhk* "...is this thing on? Ah, there we are! Good evening, Hell!" *[Verse 1 – hypnotic dark trance, Alastor's voice through radio static]* *khhhk* Welcome, sinners, to my midnight show, The airwaves hum with a hellish glow, I'm the Radio Demon, smooth and sly, Tune in, tune in, or say goodbye! *khhhk* Static in my voice, a smile in my tone, You're listening alone... so alone, The frequency bends to my dark design, This broadcast's yours, but the soul is mine! *[Pre-Chorus – static builds, trance rises]* Can you hear me? *khhhk* Am I coming through? The signal's strong, and it's hunting you! Every speaker, every screen, The sweetest nightmare you've ever seen! *[Chorus – massive dark trance drop, static-laced vocals]* YOU'RE ON THE AIR! (the air! the air!) *khhhk* With Alistor, beyond compare! (compare! compare!) Smiles and static, charm and dread, You're listening till you're dead! YOU'RE ON THE AIR! *khhhk* *[Verse 2 – beat darkens]* Vox tried to beat me with his screen, But radio's where I've always been, A gentleman's voice, a demon's grin, Let the broadcast wars begin! *khhhk* Charlie's dream, I entertain, A deal's a deal in Hell's domain, I help the hopeless, isn't that quaint? The Radio Demon — sinner? saint? *[Bridge – whispered through heavy static]* *khhhk* "...they say the mic is mightier than the sword... But have you ever heard a scream... in high fidelity? *khhhk* Stay tuned, dear listeners... the best is yet to come..." *[Verse 3 – fastest flow]* tentacles of sound reach through the night, My jazz was just the warming light, Now the bass drops, the shadows crawl, Alastor's got you, one and all! *khhhk* The Hotel echoes with my song, You've been listening all along, No escape from the frequency, The airwaves own your soul — you see? *[Final Chorus – key change, overwhelming]* YOU'RE ON THE AIR! (the air! the air!) *khhhk* The Radio Demon doesn't play fair! (fair! fair!) Static and smiles, a deadly pair, You're mine as long as you're on the air! YOU'RE ON THE AIR! (the air! the air!) *khhhk* Forever broadcasting everywhere! (where! where!) Tune in, drop out, say your prayer — You're never leaving... ON THE AIR! *khhhk* *[Outro – static fades]* *khhhk* "This has been Alistor, your gracious host... Stay tuned... I'll be... listening..."
