[Intro] [Heavy, bouncy crossover metal riffing - double bass drum kicks in] [Spoken word - quiet, deadpan, breathing heavily] I am waking up. My stomach is empty. The sun is shining... but it doesn't matter. Only one thing can save this day. [Screamed] SERVE IT UP! [Verse 1] [Fast thrash riff, aggressively shouted vocals] Crack two shells right into the pan! Sizzle in the skillet like a hard-rock man! Yellow on the inside, white on the edge! I don't want a salad, I don't want a hedge! Stir it up, flip it round, keep it sunny-side! This is a culinary rollercoaster ride! [Pre-Chorus] [Build-up rhythm, heavy guitar chugs] [Whispered] Listen to that grease popping... [Shouted, fast] LISTEN TO IT POP! [Tempo drops - massive beat] [Chorus] [Heavy, melodic-yet-goofy chugging metal] EGGS AND BACON! BACON AND EGGS! Fuel for my body, strength for my legs! Strip of pork belly, fried nice and crisp! If I eat anything else, I'm gonna get pissed! EGGS! BACON! BREAKFAST SURPRISING! CHOLESTEROL LEVEL IS DRAMATICALLY RISING! [Verse 2] [Funk-metal bass groove with metalcore chugs] Wait a minute... is that... hickory smoked? If you burnt my strip, I'm gonna be choked! Thick cut, thin cut, maple or plain! Inject that sodium straight into my vein! Scrambled up, poached up, boiled in a pot! Give me every single piece of pig that you got! [Guitar Solo] [Absurdly technical, fast shred guitar solo over frantic drumming] [Bridge] [Sudden style shift - spoken beat poetry style over quiet guitar chords] Eggs... fragile, yet complete. Bacon... the ultimate meat. Together... they form a synergy. A morning harmony. [Long silence] [Deep voice - deadpan] Wait. Where's the toast? [Aggressive drum roll] WHERE IS THE TOAST?! [Breakdown] [Extremely slow, crushing metalcore breakdown] [Guttural Growl] CRISP! [Double bass kick] YOLK! [Heavy guitar slam] RUNNY! PORK! [Guttural Screaming] FEED ME THE BREAKFAST MEAT! [Outro] [Fast, chaotic punk-thrash finishing tempo] Bacon! Eggs! Bacon! Eggs! Eat it fast! No time for legs! BURP! [Music abruptly cuts off] [Spoken - casual] Ah. That was good. Pass the orange juice.
