Big_Ben (Cover)

I’m at Planet Fitness again Working out so I’m not like Big Ben Bought my membership with my own money So I keep myself from having a big tummy Pumping iron and I look over I see him, he’s standing there like a leftover (Chorus) Big Ben working out, lifting weights, running cardio He’s trying to give himself a plus to offset his retardio But he’s sweaty, oh god he’s so sweaty He only pulled ten pounds but he’s already slick like spaghetti And he walks over to where I reside I can’t see anything, his width is worldwide Big Ben asks me for advice I tell him that this is a fool’s paradise This place offers food a buck a dozen If he isn’t careful he’ll be eating at the pizza oven I blink once, he’s gone, I blink again, he’s in line I wish he didn’t come here, this place is like a landmine (Chorus) Big Ben working out, lifting weights, running cardio He’s trying to give himself a plus to offset his retardio But he’s sweaty, oh god he’s so sweaty He only pulled ten pounds but he’s already slick like spaghetti And he walks over to where I reside I can’t see anything, his width is worldwide (Outro) Ben’s efforts are undermined, he’s already shaped like a balloon vine He’s borderline morbidly obese, and yet he keeps eating grease cheese I guess that’s the way things go, some people just don’t have the drive Let me keep playing my playlist, I’m on that grind