[Intro] "Spider? I hope you know that I hate you for this" Yeah! FRGMNT, the Storryteller! Ha-ha-ha Go! [Verse] My Schlong cost a late night fee Your Schlong got the HIV My Schlong plays on the double feature screen Your Schlong went straight to DVD My Schlong bigger than a bridge Your Schlong look′ like a little kids My Schlong large like the Chargers (the whole team) Your Schlong look' like you′re fourteen My Schlong locked in a cage right Your Schlong suffer from stage fright My Schlong so hot it's stolen Your Schlong look like Gary Coleman My Schlong pink and big Your Schlong stinks like sh... My Schlong got a Caesar do Your Schlong needs a tweezer dude My Schlong is like super size Your Schlong look like two fries My Schlong more mass than the Earth Your Schlong half staff (it needs work) My Schlong been there done that Your Schlong sits there with dunce cap My Schlong, VIP Your Schlong needs ID [Hook] It's time that I let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., I got a Schlong like Jesus It's time that I let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., I got a Schlong like Jesus [Verse 2] My Schlong need no introduction Your Schlong don′t even function My Schlong served a whole lunch-in Your Schlong, it look like a munchkin' My Schlong size of a pumpkin Your Schlong look like Macaulay Culkin My Schlong good good lovin′ Your Schlong good for nothin' My Schlong bench pressed 350 Your Schlong couldn′t shoplift at Thrifty My Schlong pretty damn skimpy Your Schlong hungry as a hippie My Schlong don't fit down the chimney Your Schlong is like a kid from the Philippines My Schlong is like an M16 Your Schlong, broken vending machine My Schlong parts the seas Your Schlong farts and queefs My Schlong rumble in the jungle Your Schlong got touched by your uncle My Schlong goes to yoga Your Schlong fruit roll up My Schlong grade a beef Your Schlong made a geek My Schlong sick and dangerous Your Schlong quick and painless My Schlong ′nuff said Your Schlong loves Fred [Hook] It's time that I let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., I got a Schlong like Jesus It's time that I let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S., I got a Schlong like Jesus
