[Intro] [Acoustic guitar strumming softly, baby cooing and gurgling sound] [Spoken word - whisper, terrified] Oh no... it's happening. I made a funny face. [Deafening pinch harmonic, blast beats explode] [Screamed] HIDE YOUR SOULS! [Verse 1] [Fast, relentless thrash metal riff] Peek-a-boo, motherf****r, here it comes! Sounding like a thousand tiny beating drums! The high-pitched chuckle of pure demonic glee! It’s coming straight for my sanity! It’s a giggle! It’s a snicker! It’s a chortle of doom! Shockwave echoing across the living room! [Pre-Chorus] [Heavy chugging rhythm, building tension] [Whispered] Is it happy? Is it plotting murder? [Shouted] I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE ANYMORE! [Tempo drops into heavy groove] [Chorus] [Massive, catchy crossover metal anthem with gang vocals] THE BABY IS LAUGHING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! HIDE THE FURNITURE! GRAB YOUR WIFE! THAT CHUCKLE HAS THE POWER OF A NUCLEAR BOMB! WHERE IS MOM?! WHERE IS MOM?! GIGGLE! SNICKER! CHUCKLE! SHRIEK! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THIS NURSERY FOR A WEEK! [Verse 2] [Funk-metal bass groove with rapid-fire snare hits] I try to stop it by playing peek-a-boo again! That just upgraded the giggling to 10! Now it’s full-body shaking, rolling on the rug! Cuter than a kitten, deadlier than a bug! "Do it again!" those big eyes plead! My exhausted soul is starting to bleed! [Guitar Solo] [Absurdly technical, face-melting sweep-pick guitar solo over breakneck thrash drums] [Bridge] [Sudden style shift - smooth, lounge-jazz elevator music] [Spoken word - calm, instructional voice] Congratulations, parent. You have successfully entertained the infant. Please enjoy this brief moment of joy before the inevitable nap refusal. [Long silence] [Sudden heavy bass drop] [Guttural Screaming] THE LAUGHTER HAS STOPPED! REPEAT, THE LAUGHTER HAS STOPPED! [Breakdown] [Crushing, ultra-slow slam-metal breakdown] [Guttural Growl] SILENCE! [Heavy guitar slam] THEY'RE QUIET! [Double bass kick] THAT MEANS POOP! MASSIVE POOP! [Screamed] CODE BROWN IN THE DIAPER ZONE! [Outro] [Chaotic, high-speed punk-metal sprint] Wipe it! Change it! Febreze the air! Baby's laughing again, I don't care! [Spoken - exhausted whisper] ...at least it's not crying. [A single, quiet baby giggle] [Abrupt cymbal crash and immediate silence] Tempo drops into heavy groove] [ Chorus] [Massive, catchy crossover metal anthem with gang vocals] THE BABY IS LAUGHING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! HIDE THE FURNITURE! GRAB YOUR WIFE! THAT CHUCKLE HAS THE POWER OF A NUCLEAR BOMB! WHERE IS MOM?! WHERE IS MOM?! GIGGLE! SNICKER! CHUCKLE! SHRIEK! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THIS NURSERY FOR A WEEK! [ Verse 2] [Funk-metal bass groove with rapid-fire snare hits] I try to stop it by playing peek-a-boo again! That just upgraded the giggling to 10! Now it’ s full-body shaking, rolling on the rug! Cuter than a kitten, deadlier than a bug! " Do it again!" those big eyes plead! My exhausted soul is starting to bleed! [ Guitar Solo] [ Absurdly technical, face-melting sweep-pick guitar solo over breakneck thrash drums] [ Bridge] [ Sudden style shift - smooth, lounge-jazz elevator music] [Spoken word - calm, instructional voice] Congratulations, parent. You have successfully entertained the infant. Please enjoy this brief moment of joy before the inevitable nap refusal. [ Long silence] [ Sudden heavy bass drop] [Guttural Screaming] THE LAUGHTER HAS STOPPED! REPEAT, THE LAUGHTER HAS STOPPED! [ Breakdown] [ Crushing, ultra-slow slam-metal breakdown] [Guttural Growl] SILENCE! [Heavy guitar slam] THEY'RE QUIET! [Double bass kick] THAT MEANS POOP! MASSIVE POOP! [Screamed] CODE BROWN IN THE DIAPER ZONE! [ Outro] [Chaotic, high-speed punk-metal sprint] Wipe it! Change it! Febreze the air! Baby's laughing again, I don't care! [ Spoken - exhausted whisper] ... at least it's not crying. [ A single, quiet baby giggle] [ Abrupt cymbal crash and immediate silence]
