[TECH TASK: Male vocal, bright Cockney/East London accent, 95-100 BPM, hip-hop beat with double bass, street rap / market chant style, include shouts in [brackets], instrumental breaks, intro/outro, total duration 3.5-4 min] [Intro - Spoken / Beat starts] Oi! Listen up, mate! [shout] Streets talk, we move quick, eh! [Chorus] Come on, sort the buyers from the spyers, [shout] The needy from the greedy, [shout] The ones who trust me, from the ones who don’t — [shout] Believe me, mate, it’s easy! Oi! [shout] If you can’t see value here today, You’re not on my bloody wave! [shout] Come on, hurry up and buy, Or cry tomorrow, babe! [shout] [Instrumental break - 8 bars, double bass & scratches] [Verse 1] I’m standin’ on the corner with a box of dreams, [shout] Not talkin’ chicken, oysters, prawns and beans, It’s gear so hot it splits the seams. [shout] Twenty-five quid for the bloody lot — Not one by one, take the whole damn spot! [shout] Don’t think ‘cos it’s sealed it’s empty inside, The only bloke sells empties when someone’s died. [shout] So come close, lads, don’t be shy — The man who dares is the man who buys! [shout] [Instrumental break - 8 bars, bass groove & percussive hits] [Verse 2] Same hustle, different year, [shout] New scam, same old cheer. Clicks instead of coins, see? [shout] Online dealers sellin’ dreams for free. They call it “crypto,” they call it “hype,” [shout] Same snake oil, different type. From Brick Lane to Camden Town — [shout] We buy bullshit, wear a shitty crown. [shout] [Chorus] Come on, sort the buyers from the spyers, [shout] The needy from the greedy! [shout] The ones who trust me, from the ones who don’t — [shout] Believe me, mate, it’s easy! Oi! [shout] If you can’t see value here today, You’re not on my bloody wave! [shout] Hurry up and buy, Or cry tomorrow, babe! [shout] [Bridge - Spoken interlude / Beat softens] “Now listen, darling, don’t take it wrong — [shout] this chain? Handcrafted by Italian masters, stolen by English bastards. Long as my arm, shame nothin’ else is that long!” [shout] [Instrumental break - 12 bars, double bass & scratches, shout ad-libs] [Outro - Spoken fade / Beat fades] Take it or leave it, that’s my creed — [shout] Don’t wait too long, or you’ll bleed. The man who dares, the bird that flies, [shout] London streets don’t tell no lies. [shout]
