Stormtrooper Blues

[Verse 1] My aim is true That was back in the academy Before my misspent youth Turned into a tragic comedy [Verse 2] Now I know how it feels To be inside a barrel full of monkeys A man who could barely stand Surrounded by five-hundred angry Wookies [Prechorus] It started as a party Until I did my best Jango Fett Got hit on the helmet Now I'm runnin' in circles On a downward spiral While the universe laughs at me [Chorus] That's why I can't get out of my own way Yeah, yeah, yeah I got them stormtrooper blues Yeah, yeah, yeah And there's a whole lotta galaxies left to lose When you're tryin' to be a stormtrooper Oh, with them stormtrooper blues [Verse 3] It's like my life's been spliced And I have no control over my destiny My laces are tied Yet I'm still trippin' over my two left feet [Prechorus] I have so much to offer I just wish I could remember it all I'm tryin' to be a fighter I'm tryin' to be a lover But it's so hard when you're a runner I'm a runner [Chorus] And I can't get out of my own way Yeah, yeah, yeah I got them stormtrooper blues Yeah, yeah, yeah And there's a whole lotta galaxies left to lose When you're tryin' to be a stormtrooper Oh, with them stormtrooper blues