The Ballad of a Crack Den Elf

What happens to an Elf when they are homeless? Like Buddy, with no buddies, Tossed out of the north pole, Ended up here with the losers and perverts, She's struggling to make sense of it all. She needs support, she requires help, She's stuck in a Crack Den as an elf, The alleys a labyrinth, The grim streets a maze, The locals suspicious, Of the way she acts, and the things she says, Naive and a weirdo, But pretty and so cute, The ballad of a Crack Den elf, Won't end well. Her cute Elf way of dressing draws attention, Her pointy ears just a fashion affectation, At least that what she said on her character sheet. She glitters at night, But can no longer take flight, In Crack Den she's an Elf that has to deal, With being gritty, and edgy and real. She's shown candy canes that don't taste like she's used to, When she sucks them, they explode with sour goo, Much to her surprise, It gets in her hair and eyes, It comes much more than Santa does too. She needs support, she requires help, She's stuck in a Crack Den as an elf, The alleys a labyrinth, The grim streets a maze, The locals suspicious, Of the way she acts, and the things she says, Naive and a weirdo, But pretty and so cute, The ballad of a Crack Den elf, Won't end well.