"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest." "Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams." "Are you a cat? Because you're perfect." "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more." "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber." "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're a Cu Te." "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you." "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?" "On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?" "I wish I was Matthew McConaughey because you are alright, alright, alright." "Is your name Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other." "Are you sunburnt, or are you just that hot all the time?" "Girl, you must be a beaver — cuz dam" "If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fine apple." "I see you have an iPhone. I have an iPhone too. It must be fate." "Are you a banana? Because you are appealing."
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