Jenkum Mon

[steel drums] Jamaican summer oh so hot Here in Spanish town Too hot, no birds be singin To hot to work, just lay around Dee youth nothin’ to do Dey go out to dee street Dey not making any trouble, mon Dis where dey always meet Dey all need an escape These boys dey are so poor So dey bring dee glass jug No money for dee score [chorus] Jenkum mon Make de evil fudge Mix it up wit dee old sludge Scrape de pipe Get de brown bliss Put in de jar Now fill wit piss Cap and put out in de sun It soon be dey jar of fun [bongos] Breathe in deep, shove in de nose try to ignore de smell Body numb, thoughts erase Can’t even feel your face Fumes dey mess wit dee head Soon you speak wit de dead Watch out mon, don’t spill on your clothes Clean up wit de garden hose [chorus] Jenkum mon Make de evil fudge Mix it up wit dee old sludge Scrape de pipe Get de brown bliss Put in de jar Now fill wit piss Cap and put out in de sun It soon be dey jar of fun Leroy Jenkum is dee name Dat bring dis evil drug to fame He dee master brewer Use de sludge from dee sewer Dee gas he make it oh so stink Scrub your face out in dee sink Sometimes you gag, you choke Dat’s what you do, mon when you’re broke Dee gas he make it oh so stink Scrub your face out in dee sink Sometimes you gag, you choke Dat’s what you do, mon when you’re broke [chorus] Jenkum mon Make de evil fudge Mix it up wit dee old sludge Scrape de pipe Get de brown bliss Put in de jar Now fill wit piss Cap and put out in de sun It soon be dey jar of fun Everyone on dee street so high Heads floating in dee sky Soon dey come down, oh so hard Bellies heaving in dee yard Den dey realize wat dey done Stench increased by de hot sun Dey want to give dis up for sure Tomorrow, come back for MORE! [chorus] Jenkum mon Make de evil fudge Mix it up wit dee old sludge Scrape de pipe Get de brown bliss Put in de jar Now fill wit piss Cap and put out in de sun It soon be dey jar of fun Jenkum mon (take a huff) Jenkum mon (once is not enough) Jenkum Mon (bring de tear to de eye) Jenkum Mon (not too much or you will die) [outro] Jenkum mon Make de evil fudge Mix it up wit dee old sludge Scrape de pipe Get de brown bliss Put in de jar Now fill wit piss Cap and put out in de sun It soon be dey jar of fun Jenkum mon (take a huff) Jenkum mon (once is not enough) Jenkum Mon (bring de tear to de eye) Jenkum Mon (not too much or you will die) [outro]