[Verse 1] Big paws on the floor Tail like a banner Whiskers in the dark He owns the manor Fluff like a storm cloud Eyes like a dare He climbs to the armrest Like a throne over there [Pre-Chorus] Mmm-mmm Hear that low growl Purr in the chest Going round and round Mmm-mmm He locks in the stride Slow as a king With a cat-sized pride [Chorus] DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he comes DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he purrs Maine Coon march Right through the room DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he hums DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he rules Maine Coon march All afternoon [Verse 2] He nudges the curtain Then claims the bed Leaves a fur cape On the pillow instead One heavy blink One velvet chime He hums that march Like it’s dinner time [Pre-Chorus] Mmm-mmm Hear that low growl Purr in the chest Going round and round Mmm-mmm He locks in the stride Slow as a king With a cat-sized pride [Chorus] DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he comes DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he purrs Maine Coon march Right through the room DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he hums DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he rules Maine Coon march All afternoon [Bridge] He leans on the chairback Like he pays the rent A fuzzy little general With a velvet intent Mmm-mmm, purr it louder Mmm-mmm, let it roll Big cat, big mood Big cat, big soul [Chorus] DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he comes DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he purrs Maine Coon march Right through the room DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he hums DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, he rules Maine Coon march All afternoon
