[Chorus] I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me [Verse] Despicable, livin' like a Minion Grip the Glock, I call it "Gru" Mission Impossible, get Tom Cruise Twistin' your jaw like a Rubik's Cube Revolution, say the word and we shoot Pull up in all yellow like a Minion do Mr. Anderson, I'm your Agent, the truth I know some villains and they really villains Like Oogie Boogie, like my dog and crew Despicable, criminal, hit it subliminal Givin' you proof Twist your top, I open bottles Switchin' gears, they switchin' models Evil thoughts and all my villains follow Matrix flow, I'm like Neo in the Matrix Morpheus, I'm really patient For all of my patience And the world, I just saved it [Chorus] I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me [Verse] Despicable Swindled 'em, swiped all their Benjamins Criminal Step out the spot, I hear cheers from my minions They sippin' rum, twistin' up Fill up a Lilo and Stitch for 'em Pineapple Express in a swisher, bruh It hit like an uppercut, Big Show, ridiculous I'ma snatch your queen like a bishop does I can peep through your soul with my optics My third eye's always on top of it Now, I don't mean to be demonic I think the evil inside me subconscious Get on the beat and I cause a moshpit I'm an insane god like a Loch Ness Run up the racks 'til I'm really rich I cannot stop until I got a Millie like Bobby did Uzi hang out the side of the V, I be rockin' it Spit a bar and your shawty's hoppin' in [Chorus] I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me [Verse] Huh, now, uh Staring at the devil Motherfucker mean-mugging me I pass me a shovel Unh, dig me a hole Right up under where the tree grows Unh, put that bitch in it Then she rose, huh The chain glisten like the Poconos Sipping in slow-mo That's the turtle way, a Scorpio I'll walk you down like an Eskimo The murder was cold Kerosene flow, a blowtorch Will burn the patrol Huh, now, we play it cool But I ain't playing no games Hit my partner for the play He hit me back with the flames Put the lighter to the tape They'll say we all sound the same The switchblade'll switch the way The tip top of your brain Huh, now, we're taking it there They hating the flare My bitch only fuck with Despicable Me It's up in the air Huh, yeah, told her [Chorus] I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me [Chorus] I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me I'm despicable They want me to be miserable Call my phone, man, they must be crazy Leave me alone, man, I know they hate me
