Meow or Never

[Verse 1] Woke up late, yeah, it’s half past noon There’s a furball army takin’ over my room They're knockin’ down bottles, scratchin’ up the door And if I don’t feed ‘em now, there’ll be all-out war! (Meow! Meow! Meow!) [Pre-Chorus] They don’t care ‘bout my deadlines, my work, or my stress Just gimme tuna now, or I'll make a mess! [Chorus] It’s meow or never, don’t make me wait! I’ll scream and I’ll scratch, I’ll decide your fate! You can run, you can hide, but you’ll never escape From my big round eyes and my judgmental gaze! (Meow or never!) 🎸😾 (Time to surrender!) [Verse 2] Laptop’s warm? Guess I’m sittin’ there Your drink on the table? Oops, I don’t care! Gonna sprint full speed at 3 A.M. Why you screamin’, hooman? I’ll do it again! (Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!) [Pre-Chorus] I don’t need your love, but you better obey Or I’m knockin’ your phone off the desk today! [Chorus] It’s meow or never, bow down to me! Bring out the treats or face catastrophe! I don’t play fetch, I don’t follow rules But I’ll steal your heart ‘cause I’m just that cool! (Meow or never!) 🎸😼 (Hooman, surrender!) [Bridge] (Slow & dramatic, then explodes into chaos!) One day, I’ll rule this house One day, I’ll own this town No leash, no cage, no master— Just a kingdom for the feline disaster! (🎸 MASSIVE GUITAR SOLO 🐾🔥) [Final Chorus] It’s meow or never, you know it’s true! I’m your fluffy overlord, bow down, you fool! You can’t resist, you can’t deny One scratch, one purr, and you’re hypnotized! (Meow or never!) 🎸🐈‍⬛ (It’s now or surrender!)