MY GIRLFRIEND ALIEN WANTS ME TO PROBU HER 👽🚀

[Intro — Male Rapper] Yeah! Houston, we got a problem! My girlfriend ain't from Earth! She came down in a UFO And now she wants me to— YO, WHAT?! [Female Alien Vocal] 👽 “Take me to your leader… But first, take me to the bedroom!” BEEP-BEEP! [Verse 1 — Male Rapper] She landed in my backyard at two in the mornin', Green lights flashin', neighbors started snorin', Three eyes blinkin', antennae on her head, She said, “Baby, come here,” I said, “Girl, I'm scared!” She got a ray gun and a spaceship key, Talkin' alien slang like, “ZORP-ZORP-ZEE!” She said, “Earth boy, you belong to me,” I said, “Damn, girl, at least let me pee!” [Chorus — Female Alien + Male] 👽 PROBU! PROBU! “Baby, I want you!” 🚀 ZOOM-ZOOM! “Take me to the moon!” 👽 PROBU! PROBU! “Don't make me wait!” Male: “Girl, slow down— YOU JUST ATE MY PLATE!” [Verse 2 — Male Rapper] She got me runnin' from the government squad, FBI pull up like, “Who the hell is God?” She jumped in the kitchen, started eatin' my fries, Then teleported naked— CUT! Wrong size! She said, “Earth love got me feelin' insane,” Then accidentally summoned a UFO train, Now there's twelve little aliens outside my door, All yellin', “PROBU!” I said, “NOT ANYMORE!” [Female Alien Bridge] 👽 “Earth boy… Earth boy…” “You make my antenna shake!” “Come with me to Planet Zorp…” “We got cosmic milkshakes!” [Final Chorus] PROBU! PROBU! 👽 “I need my Earth boy!” ZOOM-ZOOM! BOOM-BOOM! Now the whole damn UFO's destroyed! Male: “Girl, you crazy!” Alien: “Yes, I know!” Male: “You crashed my car!” Alien: “LET'S GO!” [Outro] 🚨 WARNING: INTERGALACTIC GIRLFRIEND DETECTED. 👽 “Earth boy…?” Male: “What?” 👽 “You left the toilet seat up.” Male: “OH HELL NAH!” 🚀 ZOOOOOOOM!