My Bitches

[Verse 1] I got a yard full of paw prints And a collar by the door Every dog I ever loved Was a girl I could adore She comes home with muddy elbows Tail waggin' like a fan Takes my fries with no apology Yeah, she knows she can [Pre-Chorus] She don't care what they call her She just wants that walk One treat in my pocket And she runs the block [Chorus] My bitches, my bitches All my dogs are ladies My bitches, my bitches They keep my whole world crazy One look and I'm gone One bark and I'm home My bitches, my bitches Ain't no better kind to know [Verse 2] One's a snorer on the sofa One's a thief with a bone One will stare at my sandwich Like she owns the throne They've got dirt on their noses And fire in their eyes Best little troublemakers In the whole damn wide [Pre-Chorus] She don't need no permission She just leads the pack If I say, "Sit pretty" She says, "Watch me track" [Chorus] My bitches, my bitches All my dogs are ladies My bitches, my bitches They keep my whole world crazy One look and I'm gone One bark and I'm home My bitches, my bitches Ain't no better kind to know [Bridge] Yeah, I like 'em stubborn Yeah, I like 'em bold Soft ears, sharp little hearts And a leash they never hold When the day gets heavy They pull me through Four paws on the floor And a love that's true [Chorus] My bitches, my bitches All my dogs are ladies My bitches, my bitches They keep my whole world crazy One look and I'm gone One bark and I'm home My bitches, my bitches Ain't no better kind to know