I Just Want To Excel [SSC6 Collab challenge]

[Verse 1] Oh, the rows and columns, they call my name, A playground of data all there for me to tame. Conditional formatting? It fills me with delight, People say Excel is the love of my life - they could be right. Macros that work with a single command, Formulas flowing like they’re magic from my hand. I’m living in a world filled with VLOOKUPs and SUM IFs, Who needs a work-life balance when I've got all of this? [Chorus] I just want to Excel! and do it so well. Sorting, filtering, oh, it feels so right, I just want to Excel, all day and all night. [Verse 2] I tried to share my charts at the family meal, Explained how efficient my work is and the joy I feel. “Look at this dashboard! It’s neat and refined!” But they said, “That's nice” and just rolled their eyes. At work, I’m the wizard of cells and arrays, But at home, it’s clear they’re not so amazed. My pivot table party gets no RSVP, Why can’t they share the excitement it gives to me? [Chorus] I just want to Excel! and do it so well. Sorting, filtering, oh, it feels so right, I just want to Excel, all day and all night. [Bridge] I’m searching for the formula to unlock their hearts, I wish it was as easy as making a chart. I just want validation in my every cell, But they’re all scrolling on TikTok—oh, well… [Chorus] I just want to Excel! and do it so well. Sorting, filtering, oh, it feels so right, I just want to Excel, all day and all night. [Outro] I kept on stacking formulas and now Excel froze. I’ve searched the whole internet, but nobody knows. I click and I click, but it won’t restart, Why did I switch off autosave? Was that really so hard? All my work just vanished - with one fatal click, Now I’m back at square one, I’m feeling sick. So much to redo, right at my fingers, But through the frustration, a feeling still lingers... At least I get to Excel! At least I get to Excel....