(Verse 1) Welcome to the magical, enchanted North, Where Disney and the trolls are holding court! Maria’s twirling on a mountain peak, While Elsa freezes fjords every day of the week. The valleys are glowing, the rivers run bold, With black liquid oil and mountains of gold! (Chorus) Oooh, Norway in Wonderland! Where the gnomes are dancing and the trolls take a stand. With Sound of Music and Frozen delight, We’re pumping up oil through the magical night. Singing: "The hills are alive" on a snow-covered fjord, In the richest kingdom you could ever afford! (Verse 2) You’ll see Peter Pan sharing lefse with trolls, While Elsa builds castles of snow by the tolls. Behind the blue mountains, in forests so grand, Cinderella wears bunads and rules o'er the land. We’re skiing on wealth that will never run dry, With the Sovereign Wealth Fund reaching up to the sky! [violin, flute solo] (Verse 3) A happy, bright salmon is served at each board, A cute Disney creature we now can afford! We’re toasting in cod oil to keep ourselves young, While collagen powder keeps everyone sprung. From deep ocean treasures to glow-in-the-dark skin, The secrets of youth from the coast are locked in! (Bridge) The gnomes shout from hillsides, a joy to behold, "Let it go, let it go, let the black gold unfold!" A Disney duet echoes loud through the breeze, With Julie Andrews and goats in the trees. From deep in the rocks to the glittering shore, It’s a fairy tale world with an oil-drilling bore! (Chorus) Oooh, Norway in Wonderland! Where the gnomes are dancing and the trolls take a stand. With Sound of Music and Frozen delight, We’re pumping up oil through the magical night. Singing: "The hills are alive" on a snow-covered fjord, In the richest kingdom you could ever afford! (Outro) So put on your Mickey Mouse ears and your vest, In this fantasy Norway, the wildest and best! A kingdom of snow, oil, and stories untold, Snipp, snapp, snute – we’re drowning in gold!
