This story involved my girlfriend, back then: she was putting on perfume in the bathroom, and I walked by: "Hmm, you smell good." She said, "Thanks!" -pause- then she added, "I should try using mustard or ketchup sometime - see what happens then!" .. Laughter!! ... You never forget something like that! -------------- Have you ever noticed how people love putting mustard, ketchup, or margarine on their food, yet there are remarkably few perfume brands that advertise a mustard scent? - Just wanted to say, I find that extremely weird... I stand by the mirror, asking myself: “What smells so fine? Is there anything else?” No expensive perfume, no, I look in the fridge, and suddenly I’m the tastiest thing on the ridge. A dollop of mustard, a splash of ketchup too, butter behind my ear – what a scent for you! People turn around when I walk down the street, ‘cause I smell like a buffet, oh so sweet. I wear mustard instead of Chanel, ketchup instead of Dior! You’ll instantly crave me, darling, I swear, my food-based perfume is beyond compare. When your mouth starts watering, I know I’ve won, my edible fragrance has just begun. A dab of jam, sweet and fruity, a dream, cream on my arm – wild, it seems! People ask, “Are you a dessert?” I say, “No, I’m delicious – come here, have a taste!” Has the butter scent blown you away? Can cream be perfume? Tell me, what’s the way? I wear mustard instead of Chanel, ketchup instead of Dior! You’ll instantly crave me, darling, I swear, my food-based perfume is beyond compare. My body’s a menu, you want seconds, it’s done, when your mouth starts watering, I know I've won.
