[Intro - clean guitar] [Verse 1 - restrained] No fancy tattoos, no glowin' eyes No magic, no cape, no big disguise Just a regular haircut, a mustache, and pants He walked into hell like he wandered in by chance [Pre-Chorus] He don't read the tooltips, he don't know the lore He just found an axe and he opened up a door [Chorus - explode] GREG! — (just a guy named Greg) No shirt, just a 'stache and a dirty pair of jeans GREG! — (spinnin' like a top) He don't know what's happenin' but he kills you in between SPIN, Greg, SPIN SPIN, Greg, SPIN [Verse 2 - restrained] Looks like a cop you'd see directing cars Built like a fridge and twice as scarred You ask him his plan and he gives you a shrug Then he turns into a blender and he cleans up the rug [Pre-Chorus] He don't dodge, he don't block, he don't even aim He just rotates violently and wins the game [Chorus - explode] GREG! — (just a guy named Greg) No shirt, just a 'stache and a dirty pair of jeans GREG! — (spinnin' like a top) He don't know what's happenin' but he kills you in between SPIN, Greg, SPIN SPIN, Greg, SPIN [Bridge - half-time, sincere] And the warlock says "honey, do you have a strategy?" And Greg looks up... and Greg says... "...spin." (He just spins. He just spins. God bless him, he just spins.) [Final Chorus] GREG! — (just a guy named Greg) The simplest man to ever save the world it seems GREG! — (spinnin' to the end) A mustache and a fury and a really gentle heart SPIN, Greg, SPIN (everybody now—) SPIN, Greg, SPIN [End]
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