[INTRO - spoken, low, accented] I have been here since before your roads. I have been here since before your god. I do not moisturize. I do not post [VERSE 1] I come from the mud, from the cold and the rot From a village with no name that the living forgot My coffin is a ditch, my cologne is the earth I've been dead since before your great-grandfather's birth I don't sparkle, I don't brood, I don't write in a journal I'm not on tiktok, I don't have a therapist referral I crawl through the window, I stink of the grave I'm not a dark boyfriend, I'm not a safe cave [PRE-CHORUS] I got a sickness, you got a condition I got a curse, you got a struggle and a mission I don't process, I don't heal, I don't journal through the pain I just eat and sleep and kill and do it all again [CHORUS] Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — you make it worse Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — you make it worse! [VERSE 2] You're a Nosferatu doing a Zoolander pose Ring light in the crypt, skincare for your nose Picked your pronouns yet? How's the anxiety? I killed a town in '83, no one checked on me Identified as human — sunny day, bad ending You' re Checking abs while I check throats, stop pretending Vision board, doomscrolling in the dark I'm four centuries of evil, you breathwork in the park [PRE-CHORUS] I got a sickness, you got a condition I got a curse, you got a struggle and a mission I don't process, I don't heal, I don't journal through the pain I just eat and sleep and kill and do it all again [CHORUS] Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — you make it worse Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — you make it worse! [BRIDGE] I don't need your validation I don't need your healing arc I've been the thing beneath the floorboards I've been the cold inside the dark You call it trauma, I call it Tuesday You call it toxic, I call it me When you've drunk a king and cursed his bloodline Come back and tell me what it means to be free [FINAL CHORUS] Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — you make it worse Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — you make it worse Old blood, old dirt, old teeth, old curse Gen Z vampires — YOU ARE THE WORST!! [outro] ... Just mud and fangs! (hey) ... Just mud and fangs! (hey) ... Just mud and fangs! (hey) [end]
