Reply to Anchorage Digital's CEO

Yo! [Verse 1] This goes out to Anchorage Digital’s CEO Want an essay deleted? That’ll be a “Hell no" You run a trust company, that ain't even taking deposits. Your settlement service says consent order on it I'm impressed you were on top of that call report But your tweets were like Michael Lewis: Big Short. ... [Chorus] You can't retract the facts (nah) Banking ain't just stacks (yeah) Your AML's got cracks (what) So just relax, huh. [Verse 2] Oh Silvergate was solvent? Yeah the sky is blue, too Financial education came from playing with Mewtoo. Prime Trust was the OG crypto custodian Seed phrase on metal, oops! Where’d it go again? Forty banks declined you? Can't imagine why. Twenty percent chance each year that you die. Metropolitan said Voyager's publicly traded Turns out their underwriting: publicly faded ACH transfers with six confirmations Don't mean Reg E to a judge in this nation. ... [Bridge] “Yes, Senator. I’m just a square who follows rules” Better hope the Banking Committee suffers fools Awkward meeting with Legal, PR, and board, yay Reciting elements of defamation. Per. Se. ... [Verse 3] Wire transfer compliance influencer in the house You can't move money freely? Let me break it down now Third-party wires for crypto? Try again, sir Less able to read a room than Gary Gensler. Lobbyist to DC: "I am what I am" After that fall you're in the Summer of Sam. ... [Outro] I stand by every word I wrote, no retraction needed Your threats are unwarranted, unprofessional, and now, unheeded. Performance evaluation? Better get my pen. Anchorage: Unburdened by what has been. (mic drop) [see https://www.kalzumeus.com/2025/02/10/retraction-request-denied/ for the story]