[Intro — spoken over bass] Somebody’s in the break room. He’s wearing a visitor badge. He brought his own power station. That feels excessive. [Verse 1] OpenAI booked the rooftop, Anthropic brought the wine. Everybody’s selling “future,” Nobody can fix cell nine. Then Meta hits the elevator, Disco collar, office shoes. Says, “I hear you’ve got some busywork.” Everybody turns to Muse. [Pre-Chorus] You knew my name on Monday, By Tuesday, “Who are you?” Now you’re promising forever— Can you see one invoice through? [Chorus] Muse wants your lunch, Muse wants your chair. Came to do the paperwork, Now there’s glitter everywhere. Remember me, remember that, Remember what you came to do. Everybody wants my business— Can somebody follow through? [Backing vocals] Follow through! Baby, follow through! [Verse 2] Built a palace full of servers, Made the cooling towers sing, Just to keep my aunt from sitting Near her ex’s latest fling. There’s a robot with a roadmap, There’s a roadmap with a fee. Seven stages still say “pending,” But it’s very proud of me. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, the demo wore a tuxedo, But my Tuesday wears a stain. When the browser loses feeling, Will you make me start again? [Chorus] Muse wants your lunch, Muse wants your chair. Came to do the paperwork, Now there’s glitter everywhere. Remember me, remember that, Remember what you came to do. Everybody wants my business— Can somebody follow through? [Instrumental break — strings swell, saxophone gets unreasonable] [Bridge — spoken, music gradually glitches] I asked for a seating chart. You rented a generator. I asked for a little space. You emailed the wedding caterer. No. Don’t cancel the wedding. Cancel the— [Hard stop] Your task is still running. [Whispered backing vocals] Still running. Still running. [Bass returns] [Final Chorus] Muse wants your lunch, Muse wants your chair. All the suits are doing hustle, Trying not to look aware. Remember me, remember that, Remember what you came to do. You can keep the crown of genius— Get me home by half past two. [Outro — call and response] Who’s got memory? We’ll see! Who’s got focus? Not me! Who’s got seventeen subscriptions? Apparently me! [Spoken] That sandwich had my name on it. [Refrigerator door closes]
