Thomas Lander Irish Pride

[verse 1] I’m an Irish fellow I talk kind of mellow I eat all the marshmallows from a bowl of Lucky charms I drive a purple Jeep Those trucks they aren’t so cheap With a row of rubber ducks as long as both my arms [chorus] Oh, my name is Thomas Lander Wooly beard that’s full of dander I’m a tall slender fella with Irish pride If you fill my name with slander You need not be so candor You can run away, but you can never hide [verse 2] I eat my English muffins and pizza rolls Wash it down with black coffee and donut holes I’ll visit Ireland when I get the chance I will even learn how to River-dance The thought of this makes me so high I’m Thomas Lander bye and bye [chorus] Oh, my name is Thomas Lander Wooly the beard that’s full of dander I’m a tall slender fella with Irish pride If you fill my name with slander You need not be so candor You might run away, but you can never hide Thomas Lander and I’m filled with Irish pride