[Verse 1 – lead] Look at the bar you’re in, mate, take a breath and take a seat We’ve got light or dark on tap and a floor that sticks to your feet Bottle or a whiskey pour, clear liquor if you like But mixed drinks with shakers? Take a walk, go take a hike [Verse 1 – background] (take a walk, go take a hike) [Chorus – all] Have a pint, have a pint (have a pint!) We don’t do ice or shaker clink (shaker clink!) Just sing “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And the fellas nodded at the drink Have a pint, have a pint (have a pint!) This ain’t the place for pucker bright (pucker bright!) If you can’t order beer or whiskey Then you ain’t drinking right (drinking right) [Verse 2 – lead] See, we learned our lessons young, in the alleys and the dives Where the jukebox swallowed dollars and the neon barely survives If your drink needs fruit or froth, brother, that ain’t our kind Grab a pint and join the chorus Leave the cocktails far behind [Verse 2 – background] (leave the cocktails far behind) [Chorus – all] Have a pint, have a pint (have a pint!) We don’t do ice or shaker clink (shaker clink!) He sang “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And the fellas nodded at the drink Have a pint, have a pint (have a pint!) This ain’t the place for pucker bright (pucker bright!) If you can’t order beer or whiskey Then you ain’t drinking right (drinking right) [Bridge – chant, printed four times] Light or dark! (light or dark!) Pint or pour! (pint or pour!) Light or dark! (light or dark!) That’s what pubs are for! (pubs are for) [Final Chorus – all] Have a pint, have a pint (have a pint!) We don’t do ice or shaker clink (shaker clink!) We sang “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And the bar agreed in one quick blink Have a pint, have a pint (have a pint!) Raise it high and drink it slow (drink it slow!) If you want more than whiskey or beer There’s the door, now go (now go)
