[Intro] (spoken, ceremonially) Stand straight! No, straighter. Highbulp coming. Maybe. If he under bed, Bupu get him. [Verse 1] Highbulp sit on mighty throne, cloth all gold and fine. Little torn around the edge. Still look very shine. Feather hat upon his head, robe drag through the dirt. Greatest Bulp what ever lived. Probably never hurt. [Pre-Chorus] Bow down low. Not too low. Floor got things you do not know. Raise your spoon. Bang the pot. Praise the greatest Bulp we got! [Chorus] HIGHBULP! HIGHBULP! Biggest Bulp of all! Highbulp mighty! Highbulp wise! Highbulp very tall! Well... tall for Bulp. HIGHBULP! HIGHBULP! Hear the Bulps all call! If bad thing come through the door... Highbulp know where crawl! [Verse 2] Highbulp got a royal cup. Highbulp got a chair. Highbulp got two fancy hats. Maybe more in there. Highbulp know the secret ways. Highbulp got a map. Sometimes map make no good sense. That the map's mishap. [Chorus] HIGHBULP! HIGHBULP! Biggest Bulp of all! Highbulp mighty! Highbulp wise! Highbulp very tall! Well... tall for Bulp. HIGHBULP! HIGHBULP! Hear the Bulps all call! If bad thing come through the door... Highbulp know where crawl! [Spoken Break] Bupu: Who brave? Bulps: HIGHBULP! Bupu: Who wise? Bulps: HIGHBULP! Bupu: Who hiding under bed? ... Bulps: NOT HIGHBULP! Bupu: Good. [Verse 3] Dragonmen come marching through. Highbulp keep clan safe. Highbulp think of clever plan. Very clever face. When big danger come too close, Highbulp disappear. That not hiding. That is... leading from the rear. [Bridge] (stately, building) Bang the spoon! Shake the bone! Highbulp sitting on the throne! Raise the bowl! Raise the stew! Highbulp rule the whole clan too! How many Bulps bow down today? One... and one... and one... TWO! [Final Chorus] HIGHBULP! HIGHBULP! Greatest Bulp alive! Highbulp brave enough to run so Highbulp can survive! HIGHBULP! HIGHBULP! Long may Highbulp rule! Fancy hat and royal chair... Nobody more cool! [Outro] (spoken) Highbulp say song good? ... Where Highbulp? ... Check under bed.
