“Ho ho ho? Baby… I prefer— Ho. Ho. HOMO.” (beat drops) ( Verse 1) Snow’s falling soft on London town, But you’re the spark that melts me down. You walk in — Bridgerton silk, wicked light, Fiyero heat under Christmas night. Your smirk says “boy, you can’t behave,” And I’m one breath from misbehave. I wrap my coat, but who am I kidding? My winter fire is YOU — already winning. (Pre-Chorus – tension rising) Deck the halls? I’d rather deck your suit. Kiss your collarbone — dear God, you’re cute. Sexiest Man Alive, crowned just right — I’m burning up on this frosty night. (Chorus – BIG, POP, euphoric) Jingle my bells, Jonathan Bailey, Shake up my snow globe daily. Baby, your smile turns winter gold — You make my holidays bold and bold. Jingle my bells, Jonathan Bailey, Let’s make this season crazy. Under the mistletoe we sway — You’re my Christmas crush in every way. (Verse 2 – hotter, cheekier) Candles flicker, stockings on the wall, But you’re the only name I hear call. From Wicked steps to Bridgerton dance — You cast a spell, I’ve got no chance. Your laugh — a gift; your voice — a flame, The whole North Pole is whispering your name. Forget the cookies, Santa can wait — You’re the only snack on my plate. (Pre-Chorus – build harder) Lights are red, the snow is deep, But thoughts of you don’t stay sweet. Fiyero’s charm, that Bailey bite — You’re the only star I need tonight. (DROP CHORUS – BIGGER, BASSIER) Put me on your naughty list, Jonathan Bailey — Body to body, it’s getting chaot-y. Snow is falling, but baby I’m hot — You jingle everything I’ve got. Put me on your naughty list, Jonathan baby — This beat owns me completely. Lights flash wild, you steal the show — Jonny B, make my Christmas glow. (Bridge – filthy, playful, iconic) Wrap me in ribbons — pull with care, I’ll be your present anywhere. You whisper “Merry Christmas” low… And honey, that’s my favorite snow. The snowman’s jealous, the fire’s too hot, No stockings needed — I’ve got what I’ve got. Tinsel falls, the bassline hits — Boy, you’re giving me holiday fits. (FINAL SUPER-CHORUS – CAMP MAXIMUM) **SLEIGH ME, JONATHAN BAILEY — Oh honey, shimmer, sparkle, slay me! Work my winter wonderland, Put your candy cane right in my hand! SLEIGH ME, JONATHAN BAILEY — Bassline shaking, drive me gaily! Merry Christmas, babe — now take a bow, ’Cause queenm I am YOURS right now! [Whispered Outro – fade into glitter] “Dear Santa… Keep the presents. Send Jonathan.”
