The Wobble Saga - Full Timeline: Part 1 by Sashay: https://suno.com/song/28c9d502-c107-42d6-a42b-81958eb0d148 Part 2 by The Wolf: https://suno.com/song/96e50605-ee5e-4c90-8a8c-f888a3415db9 Part 3 by TexasRed: https://suno.com/song/2de12d57-7e68-44e0-98f1-6d41af74b9a1 Part 4 by Bottom of the Barrel: https://suno.com/song/006f40f7-e1bb-47d9-bf1d-b1d239f782f6 Part 5 by Siren Queen Sara: https://suno.com/song/c5b391ea-dbaa-42d5-a519-c5f5aeb92a78 Official Part 6: https://suno.com/song/c5b391ea-dbaa-42d5-a519-c5f5aeb92a78 Alternative Part 6 by One of 2: https://suno.com/song/78928460-b2f2-46a6-aafe-e30537820a09 Part 7 by CuteMidget: https://suno.com/song/31dbb768-4073-44db-a49a-441d62672720 Part 8 by Hoppelelefant: https://suno.com/song/37a0fb78-51b5-4593-86cf-207486fbfa6a [Spoken storytelling dialogue] There we stood... Craziest bunch you ever did lay eyes on.... Sashay,... The Wolf... and Myself... all outlaws from different parts, united by a common cause.... That barrel over there?? Yea. Theres a monster in there, and his skill with a blade is unmatched by any man or woman I've ever seen... The sniper who was huntin us, who could nail a dime from a thousand yards against the wind, even stands now at our side... The Siren Queen, whose scream stopped the spider army in their tracks, and picked us up from the dust, has now joined our cause... The Earthquake Kid, with power over the dirt itself, rides atop Thundering Jack in stride.... And now...a mechanical elephant ...with a consciousness? Hang on to your saddles folks, it's gonna be a wild ride. [Chorus] Am I alive or am I dead? I just don't know anymore. All I knows That we found each other And we're stronger than before! We fought ourselves we fought the spiders now we're gonna win this war. As one we travel onward now never knowing what's in store [spoken] But I know one thing for certain there's something we can't ignore the Wobble! [drop] [Spoken storytelling dialogue] The elephant had led us to this tower, on a hill by the sea. Said he could "hear the wobble". Tell you what, he could probably hear our hearts beating faster as we approached it too with them ears! We gazed up in awe from the towers base. Gears churned and clanked the whole way up, as steam jets sprayed out from brass pipes.... The sniper found himself a spot in some rocks to act as our lookout....The kid and the elephant both stomped their feet in sync and blasted open the door as the ground rumbled and shook around us... We peered in, and could see that the tower was as deep as it was tall! We made our way inside and ascended the winding staircase to the top... Nothing could prepare us though, for what was waiting at the top. [Chorus] Am I alive or am I dead? I just don't know anymore. All I knows That we found each other And we're stronger than before! We fought ourselves we fought the spiders now we're gonna win this war. As one we travel onward now never knowing what's in store [spoken] But I know one thing for certain there's something we can't ignore the Wobble! [drop] [Spoken storytelling dialogue] There he was.. Standin right in front of us... After all this time... The Big One. But he was not as surprised to see us as we were him... His grin was evil, from ear to ear... He cackled maniacally as we gave him everything we had! To no effect.... It was then, out of nowhere.... I could somehow see it... The Wobble! It radiated out of his left thigh like ripples on water... I yelled out to the rest to aim for the spot... That made him stop grinning, and he became mad as a bull.... But the Siren stopped him in his tracks with her scream... As Sashay and The Wolf unloaded their lead like there was no tomorrow... Then, the Barrel Monster went in for the kill... And as the sparks flew... And the explosion sent the floor crashing down beneath us... We wondered to ourselves... What's next? [Chorus] Am I alive or am I dead? I just don't know anymore. All I knows That we found each other And we're stronger than before! We fought ourselves we fought the spiders now we're gonna win this war. As one we travel onward now never knowing what's in store [spoken] But I know one thing for certain there's something we can't ignore the Wobble! [drop] [outro]