[Spoken Word] I just invented a phookin' instrument, I call it the bagpipe. Ain't no phookin' way...How many songs can you play on it? Oh, that's the best part, Laddy. You only need to learn one phookin' song. Oh, you think people might get tired of hearing just that one song? Oh Laddy, this song's a phookin' banger. And it's never gonna get old.
