[Verse] I had beans for breakfast Chili at noon My belly’s a trumpet Playing its tune The room gets quiet The air gets thin Excuse me while I fart Again [Chorus] Pop pop It’s a symphony Boom boom Pure harmony Silent or loud It’s my refrain Excuse me while I fart Again [Verse 2] Walking down the street Trying to be cool But my backside’s got its own set of rules It’s a jazz solo No warning sign A masterpiece Stinky but divine [Prechorus] Don’t blame the dog Don’t blame the chair It’s my sound It’s everywhere [Chorus] Pop pop It’s a symphony Boom boom Pure harmony Silent or loud It’s my refrain Excuse me while I fart Again [Bridge] It’s nature’s call A windy art A little toot Straight from the heart You can laugh or you can cry But don’t pretend you don’t comply
