Cedric's Official Chronicle, Volume Two (Cedric)

[Verse 1] Gather round and hear me sing Of recent troubles round the king Sir Bors declared a peace parade Three people came, then all betrayed Sir Kay joined every side at once To prove he wasn't quite a dunce And Percival rode off at dawn Still searching for what's probably gone [Chorus] Hey! Ho! Clap your hands and let it go! Hey! Ho! None of us know what we know! Raise your cup and sing along History is mostly wrong! Hey! Ho! That's what happened... Probably so! [Verse 2] Sir Gawain made a mighty fuss Said someone's honor troubled us He named the queen before the hall Then challenged Lancelot and all The swords were swung, the banners shook I wrote it down inside my book And somewhere in the middle fray I heard that Lancelot is gay [Chorus] Hey! Ho! Clap your hands and let it go! Hey! Ho! None of us know what we know! Raise your cup and sing along History is mostly wrong! Hey! Ho! That's what happened... Probably so! [Verse 3] Morgause smiles and pulls the strings While Mordred dreams of crowns and kings Morgan says she'll save the land With several armies close at hand Merlin gave a warning grim Though nobody could follow him The future's dark, the signs are clear Or possibly I missed a year [Bridge] I write it down I write it fast Before the facts are in the past And if the facts should disagree The facts are wrong Not little me! [Final Chorus] Hey! Ho! Clap your hands and let it go! Hey! Ho! None of us know what we know! Raise your cup and sing along History is mostly wrong! Hey! Ho! The kingdom burns But what a song! [Outro] Cedric's Official Chronicle, Volume Two. Written faithfully, with minimal understanding.