[Verse] I walked into the bar duck under my arm two beers on the counter nobody alarmed Bartender squinted leaned over the rail said what you doing in here with that pig [Chorus] I beg your pardon (—) that's a duck (—) I beg your pardon (—) I know (—) [Verse] I straightened right up duck didn't flinch bartender smiled slow didn't budge an inch Said I know what it is got eyes in my head I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to him instead [Chorus] I beg your pardon (—) that's a duck (—) I beg your pardon (—) I know (—) [Bridge] Fiddle stops (—) banjo stops (—) bartender nods (—) duck says nothing (—) [Outro] I was talking to him (—) It is a duck. (—) I know (—)
