[Verse] He's lying on the couch in a world of his despair Says he's got a fever thinks he lost all of his hair Swears he caught a bug that'll bring him to his knees But all he's got is a sniffle and some allergies [Verse 2] I bring him soup but he says it’s just too hot Then he wants a blankie suddenly he's not Now it's too cold and he needs another drink I blink my eyes and laugh and think [Chorus] Oh the drama oh the pain Acting like he's on his last campaign With a tissue in his hand like it's a fan Woe is the life of a dramatic man [Verse 3] I find him with thermometers and half a box of pills Saying that the doctors can’t find none of his ills Holding onto me like he's about to go away But all he’s got is a cold that’ll last another day [Verse 4] I roll my eyes but love him just the same Playing his little games is part of his name He’s my darling even when he's all a mess I pat his back and just confess [Chorus] Oh the drama oh the pain Acting like he's on his last campaign With a tissue in his hand like it's a fan Woe is the life of a dramatic man
