Yeah… I was just tryna chill, man… I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. I blinked once and started sinking The world turned upside down. I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. Sunk deep, no way back, The cushions had me trapped. Pulled up to my homie’s place, Laughin’ with a red face. Rolled up, passed it, hit it twice, One more time, yeah that was nice. Next thing, I can’t feel my knees, Body heavy like a bag of leaves. Couch grabbed me, pulled me down slow, I’m thinkin’, “Yo… where did I go?” I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. I blinked once and started sinking The world turned upside down. I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. Sunk deep, no way back, The cushions had me trapped. Now I’m tiny in the cushion crack, Walkin’ on change and bottle caps. Step on a gummy bear, neon blue, Sticky on my sneaker, sugar glue. Snack crumbs like a pie crust, TV remote like a metal bus. Look up, see daylight far above, Hear my homies laughin’ while they puff. I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. I blinked once and started sinking The world turned upside down. I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. Sunk deep, no way back, The cushions had me trapped. Then I see a shadow cross the sky, Hear that fabric rumblin’ from on high. Somebody yellin’, “Yo, I need a seat,” And I see a butt comin’ right at me. My heart started thumping in my chest, Like Final Destination, “This is it, I’m next.” Everything crazy like an old cartoon, Big ol’ backside blotting out the moon. Then, snap, I’m back in the living room, Homie shakin’ me, “Bro, you good? You cool?” Eyes wide open, everybody laugh, I’m halfway melted in the couch, laid back. He said, “You was gone for a little bit,” I said, “Man, I almost got sat on. Your couch is nasty you should clean it,” They just said, “Chill dude, if you puke do it on the lawn.” I got lost in the couch, Too high, couldn’t get out. I blinked once and started sinking The world turned upside down. I got lost in the couch, Now I’m back, no doubt. Same spot, same house, Still don’t trust that couch.
