[Verse] You make me drool You make me stutter You got my head in the clouds but my mind is in the gutter You're so hot that it's cruel You make me drool You walk in the room and the bar starts buzzing 'Cause you got little Lindsay Lohan looking like your ugly cousin Guys are lining up to be your fool You make 'em drool I try to be cool and act nonchalant But even Stevie Wonder could see what I want I want to pillage I want to plunder I want to want to make you laugh, I want to make you wonder Who is this guy? He's kinda funny Well, he looks older than my daddy but maybe he's got money He's got a shirt that says old guys rule And it's covered with drool My heart was barely beating until you made the scene Now it's pumping like I'm jumping on a trampoline I gotta calm down, get another drink I'm trying to channel Frank Sinatra, I gotta make you think This geezer's sexy I love his thinning hair I get dizzy with the scent of old spice in the air I think I'll take him home to fill my pool With all of that drool Hear that, guys? She digs my drool I've got something else you're gonna love, baby Check out the back of my head, I got this male pattern baldness thing going on And that little patch has been getting bigger and bigger Speaking of getting bigger, look at my ass, it's been getting bigger But I'm cool and I'm acting nonchalant But still even Stevie Wonder could see what I want I want to pillage I want to plunder I want to want to make her laugh, I want to make her wonder Who is this guy? He's kinda funny Well he looks older than my daddy but maybe he's got money He's got a shirt that says old guys rule It's just drenched with that drool Well, hey baby I got something else I want to show you You see these pearly white teeth? Pretty white, huh? Well, they're brand new, yeah Here, let me take 'em out for you, get a better look Hang on to those a sec Oh man, I gotta go, when I gotta go, I gotta go Something about an enlarged prostate, but You just wait here for me Order anything you want Maybe get us some tickets to Jamaica, anything Just don't talk to those other guys, they're a bunch of creeps, I'm telling you, real jerks Hey, wait, where are you going? I'm coming right back Where are you going? Damn, I gotta go What about my teeth? I need those teeth
