
The Donut Rangers IV: Tubby Whiskers and the Gremlin Glitch
A huge shout-out to ChatGPT and Ambera Sands for helping me nail the direction for this episode! Lol. [Spoken Intro] Donut Rangers Headquarters. Emergency frosting alert! The Donut Vault has been completely cleaned out! What?! Every single donut is gone! Even the bear claws? Especially the bear claws. Ranger Jim Windwalker says, "I'm just saying... ...every time donuts disappear... ...the Donut Rangers are always around." Frex131 replies, "Jim... ...you ARE a Donut Ranger." Jim nods. "Exactly." "...That's what makes this case suspicious." [Verse 1] Morning breaks, the shelves are bare Not one sprinkle anywhere Vault doors standing open wide Nothing sweet is left inside Tiny paw prints cross the floor Leading to the loading door Then a note drifts through the air "Dear Rangers... Thanks for the donuts. Signed... Tubby Whiskers." [Pre-Chorus] DJCed84 checks the locks AmberaSands guards the box Crimsyn tracks the kitten crew SatinRain says, "Let's pursue!" Frex131 follows clues Jim still has suspicious views "I'm just saying... ...the Donut Rangers... ...are still my number one suspects." Frex131 sighs. "Jim... You're standing with us." [Chorus] DJCed84 AmberaSands Crimsyn SatinRain Frex131 joins the game Jim Windwalker shakes his head "I still think you did it," he said Every clue will lead the way The Donut Rangers save the day [Spoken] Wait... What's behind those donut boxes? [Spoken – Female Voice] A baby gremlin! Geraldine smiles. "He's adorable." Frex131 asks, "What should we call him?" SatinRain grins. "...Nibbles." [Verse 2] Tiny ears and tiny feet Making every heart complete Geraldine prepares a bed Little pillow for his head Everyone feels safe somehow Then it starts... To rain. [Spoken] Quick! Don't let him get wet! Too late. Jim sighs. "At least nobody fed him after midnight." Everyone slowly looks... At Frex131. He's holding half a jelly donut. The clock reads... 12:01. "...Oops." [Verse 3] One becomes another four Soon there's gremlins by the score Stealing frosting, cream and glaze Turning halls to funny mazes Every shelf is overrun Now there's thirty... Maybe one. [Pre-Chorus] DJCed84 counts again AmberaSands says, "Way too many!" Crimsyn laughs, "They multiply!" SatinRain says, "So can I!" Frex131 ducks aside Jim still thinks the Rangers lied "...Pretty convenient... Donuts disappear... Then gremlins show up." Frex131 groans. "Jim..." [Verse 4] SatinRain starts laughing loud. "I have the best idea!" She opens up a giant crate. Tiny Godzilla suits inside. Nibbles smiles from ear to ear. Soon they're all dressed up to cheer. Crunch. Pickles. Booger. Sir Bites-A-Lot. Kevin. Nobody knows why one's named Kevin. Not even Kevin. [Bridge] Freeze! Tubby Whiskers laughs with pride. "My kittens! Mittens! Buttons! Puddles! Mr. Floof! Tonight... Every donut belongs to CATS!" One kitten whispers, "...Can we eat one?" "We're villains! Of course!" Suddenly... Tiny Godzilla gremlins surround them. Tubby Whiskers blinks. "...This wasn't in the plan." SatinRain shouts, "GREMLINZILLAS... CHARGE!" Frex131 fires the Powdered Sugar Cannon! AmberaSands blocks every exit! Crimsyn rounds up the kittens! DJCed84 locks the vault! Jim accidentally tangles Tubby Whiskers in a jump rope. "I totally meant to do that." The dancing penguin quietly walks by... Carrying everyone's coffee. Nobody mentions the penguin. [Final Chorus] DJCed84 AmberaSands Crimsyn SatinRain Frex131 saves again Jim Windwalker starts to grin "Maybe... ...you're not donut bandits." Every sprinkle every tray The Donut Rangers save the day [Spoken Outro] Mission accomplished. Tubby Whiskers captured. The kittens returned home. Every donut recovered. [Spoken – Female Voice] Inventory check! Five thousand donuts recovered! [Spoken] Wait... Four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine... Who's eating one? [Spoken – Female Voice] Don't look at me. [Spoken] Kevin. No... The dancing penguin. Still carrying everyone's coffee. Nobody mentions the penguin. [All Spoken] We'll be ready for the next donut emergency!

