Santa In Reverse

(Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Verse] You ain’t got a chimney so I broke a window Quiet as a mouse Around your house I tip toe I drink all your sherry Eat your mince pies But you don’t know, you’re asleep with closed eyes (Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Chorus] Silently creeping I don’t make no noise A sack on my back for All your brand new toys Your daddy’s wallet Your momma’s purse I’m just like Santa in reverse (Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Verse 2] By fairy lights (wow) What’s this I see? (I see) Lots of shiny new things Underneath your tree (your tree) They’ve been displayed (displayed) For me to pinch (to pinch) You expected Santa Instead you got (The Grinch) The Grinch [Prechorus] Before you wake up On Christmas Day He’ll have cleared you out And made his getaway (Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Chorus] Silently creeping I don’t make no noise A sack on my back for All your brand new toys Your daddy’s wallet Your momma’s purse I’m just like Santa in reverse (Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Bridge 1] I’m gonna put my hands Down your stockings And leave you with Absolutely nothing No gifts No fun I’ll have fled The scene The only thing I might leave you is a tangerine (Ho, Ho, Ho!) (Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Chorus] Silently creeping I don’t make no noise A sack on my back for All your brand new toys Your daddy’s wallet Your momma’s purse I’m just like Santa in reverse [Chorus] Silently creeping I don’t make no noise A sack on my back for All your brand new toys Your daddy’s wallet Your momma’s purse I’m just like Santa in reverse [Bridge 2] This Christmas You will grimace When you wake up And you’re gift-less You can make it Police business But you won’t Catch me with Out a witness (Ho, Ho, Ho!) [Chorus] Silently creeping I don’t make no noise A sack on my back for All your brand new toys Your daddy’s wallet Your momma’s purse I’m just like Santa in reverse [Chorus] Silently creeping I don’t make no noise A sack on my back for All your brand new toys Your daddy’s wallet Your momma’s purse I’m just like Santa in reverse (Ho, Ho, Ho!) (Oh, No, No!) (Ho, Ho, Ho!) (Oh, No, No!)