"Sniff the fuckin' stink! It's... fuckin' Stink Lagoooooon!!" [Verse] Well I found me a cove where fuckin' pelicans curse, The sand smells like cheese, fuckin' beer makes it worse, Dookie's perched high on a sun-bleached sign, Sippin' Wild Turkey, feelin’ fuckin' fine. Her denim vest’s got a salt crust stain, Hair blowin’ sweet with a septic tang, Toes in the foam where the storm drains meet, Oh baby, paradise stinks like fuckin' feet. [Chorus] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and fuckin' barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a fuckin' dead raccoon. [Verse] There’s a crab with one eye and a suspicious glow, Winks from a puddle where the sludge don’t flow. We lounge by a tire full of moldy foam, She laughs and belches — "Fuckin' feel at home." She calls me handsome, throws seaweed at my face, While I write her poems in the oyster waste. She smells like bourbon and gasoline… My gutter muse, fuckin' sewer-stream queen. [Chorus] Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, a fuckin' kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! Fuckin' You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. [Bridge] Hey buddy, pass me that fuckin' bottle! — the one floatin’ in the foam. "That’s a fuckin' diaper!" Fuckin' close enough! [Verse] She kicks up the muck, I flap in the goo, We’re fuckin' makin’ a mess, but we don’t have a clue. The tide’s full of trash and the sky’s full of stink, But we’ll fuckin' dance ‘til we’re dizzy — and drink ‘til we sink! The foam’s got a fizz, and the sand’s full of grime, But Dookie and Scuzz are fuckin' havin’ a time. No rules, no shame, just fuckin' muck and the fun, We’re plungin’ in gunk ‘til the night is done! [Chorus] Fuckin' Stink lagoon, baby, soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the fuckin' sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah we slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a dead raccoon. [Chorus] Fuckin' Stink lagoon, fuckin' soak me slow, Got funk in my fur and a warm rum glow. Stink lagoon, it’s a kiss from doom, Where the sea farts love and the barnacles bloom. Oh stink lagoon, yeah fuckin' slosh and swoon— Drunk on love and a sewer monsoon! Stink lagoon, Fuckin' stink lagoon! You and me, gettin’ steamed like a fuckin' dead raccoon!! "Ouch!! Fuck! Yi-hahahaaaaa! Fuckin' crab just fuckin' pinched my ass!"
