Little, Tiny Thingy Called... (Cover)

[Intro] Welcome everyone! Today I'm going to tell you... About one little, tiny thingy... [Verse 1] We can do it in the house... Or the backseat of your car... We can do it on a plane... For [bleep]'s sake not behind a bar! Hope no one does that... [Pre Chorus] There's a strange and burning feeling It's getting harder to resist As I stare at my own ceiling At the mercy of your... Fist... You're all sick... Love it! [Chorus] With every gentle movement And every single sudden thrust We're slowly falling victims To this little, tiny thingy We call lust [Verse 2] We could do it at your mama's... When she's out buying salt... Hey, don't call me crazy nympho... When all this is your f[bleep]ing fault! Gosh… I hate y'all so much... [Pre Chorus] Oh, my lord I need your blessing Reinforce my poor bed's frame So, it can withstand this pressing As I'm roughly getting claimed Hey! My eyes are up here- Oh, respectfully...? I'll allow it... [Chorus] With every gentle movement And every single sudden thrust We're slowly falling victims To this little, tiny thingy We call lust [Bridge] Okay, how much y'all want to bet... By the end of the song... I'll grab some lucky fella and... Alright... Let's submit to that thingy... That little, tiny thingy... We call lust... [Chorus] With every gentle movement And every single sudden thrust We're slowly falling victims To this little, tiny thingy We call lust! [Outro] Alright, I'm done! You mister... You're coming with me! I'll show you... This little... Tiny... Thingy... I call [bleep]