Verse 1 He’s a shipwright made of metal and chrome, With a speedo so tiny it barely goes home, He drinks cola cans like they’re fine champagne, Then fires a laser outta his brain! Chorus He’s Franky, SUUUPER Franky! Cyborg man in his briefs so swanky! With nuts and bolts and cannon hands, He builds a ship that sails all lands! Verse 2 He flexes his pecs with a robot glare, (They dance in circles, don’t you stare!) His dream’s a vessel that can’t be beat, So he built the Sunny—that ship’s elite! [Crew yelling:] Luffy: “CANNON BALLS!!” Usopp: “He gave it a chicken head!” Franky, screaming: “IT’S SUPERRR!!!” Chorus He’s Franky, cola Franky! Runs on soda, it’s downright janky! One big gulp and he’s firing guns, Then flexes his butt—“Check out these buns!” Bridge Oh, he fought in briefs in Water Seven, Cried waterfalls that could flood heaven, From cyborg fists to robot tanks, He’s powered by cola (not Pepsi, thanks!). Verse 3 He poses wide with his arms held high, Shouting “SUUUPER!” to the sky, The world may laugh, the world may sneer— But he’s the loudest shipwright here! Final Chorus He’s Franky, SUUUPER Franky! Cyborg hero and crew’s big cranky! With iron fists and underwear flair, He’s the speedo legend of Pirate Square! [Crew shouting in chaos:] Brook: “YOHOHOHO! He forgot pants!” Sanji: “Speedos at dinner?! Disgusting!” Nami: “At least he builds the ship right…” Franky (posing): “SUUUUPER!!!”
