[spoken, irate preacher voice, male prosecutor] My daughter came third in her pageant - she was crying so hard at my biblical rage when it came on in the car. This... vile, sick individual has blasphemed and rammed this libidinous carnality forcibly into our ears, and we demand justice! [spoken, stern voice, female judge] Now, against all possible recommendations from myself and esteemed senior counsel, presenting the case for the defence, is the accused: Mr Mabozza Richi. [rapped, male] Speaking the natural, I’m like Elizabeth Gaskell Nailing society while she sits at the sash Experience is neat, so is verbal information Oral tradition practiced by original nations In indigenous places, now its Wikipedia To get the facts you need To win an argument online about how people should breed Or what they should read, or how the races of the faces they see Aren’t to their preference, they reference older media Enid and racistly insist “Golly, gosh! How could you Think it’s not just sweet little kids, you monster! Don’t take my dollies” Godwin-calling you Hitler Or being in their feelings when they hearing a word Ignoring everything around it cos they triggered and scrrrrd Implying some kind of violence or intent in the author For implying society might be harming their daughters Look past your own outrage See the words on the page Consider the context The props on the stage Is this a pantomime a play or someone grifting a wage? Making suggestive allusions to those of dubious age Are we legally obligated to report this criminal? Or can we simply crucify him for his lust and his sin? Throw his albums in the bin Pour on petroleum Inferno like he feeling when the reckoning come The children safe now - we doing right by our sons Showing them how to stand up against what they see as wrong Like when a woman expresses a fondness for multiple dongs Or a dude is out in public but he’s wearing a thong We gotta show em the right way to live - bringing it back Trad wives in the kitchen and they bringing the snacks Chips, 7 layer dip and beers for her three kings Knows he must love her - look at the size of the ring At the office late with his work wife Melissa It’s nothing like that babe, she’s more like a sister (Maybe a stepsister, since I frequently assess Her Filing strategy at the bottom cabinets.) So I’m cast a bad actor Scapegoat Malefactor Wrongdoer Trying to screw Something he shouldn’t Before you condemn me let the record show, well If I’m swinging in my cell - I didn’t do it myself! Only the penitent man may pass - Down on your knees! Lest the blade trap decapitate your head with the sleaze No Jehovah to witness - I’m not a real guy Mabozza is a fiction, he doesn’t start with an I I’m sitting in the back, with a carpenter’s cup I got my soulmate beside me and I’m feeling them up Deflecting allegations - I’m a person of interest Suspect you’ll be following to see what crime I do next Cool with me - sends the signal to the algorithm So even more of the kiddies can listen in on my wisdom [hook] Not guilty! Mabozza free! The jury voted unanimously! Judge on the context, Look past the wrong sex. Keep the prudish views and boos to yourself, please! Mabozza free! The jury voted unanimously! Judge on the context, Look past the wrong sex. Keep the puritanic views to yourself, please!
