potatos potato 🥔 a history of pot ate yo

(aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) In ancient times potatoes ruled The future seemed so bright (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) But then those icky eggplants came On spuds they set their sight (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) Those evil awful aubergines Struck terror in our hearts Oppressing us potatoes Those incorrigible farts (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) They tried to silence spuddery (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) But we are fighting back The battle plan is finalized Come to The Burlap Sack (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) Said messages to allies And they heeded the Spudlord’s call The team gathered around To orchestrate the eggplants’ fall (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) They planned the plot extensively (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) The eggplants they would smoosh They finalized logistics for Operation babaganoush (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) potato potato potato potato potato we stand tall beneith the soil pot ate yo potato brotherin in dirt .....fries. (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) To be continued.... (aghhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh pooooooee taayyyyy toooooee toooooeee ohhhhhhh) (sizzling sounds) mmm crispy.