[Verse] Biking down the old dirt path Wind is blowing in my hair Swallowed a fly, oh my, oh my! Why, oh why, it's not fair [Bridge] Pedals spin, the sun does gleam, Bird just pooped on my hand! Want to scream what's this nightmare dream? This is not what I had planned! [Chorus] Crash and burn into the bush Over handlebars, a flip, land on my tush! Laugh if you want laugh if you can Bike ride fiasco oh man, oh man!
