[Intro – Female lead, spoken] Yo! Twelve G, fresh wipe, no sleep, no shame— Everybody got a quest, nobody got aim! [Male 1] Facts! [Male 2] Bro lost a kit in the safe zone somehow! [All] HA! [Verse 1 – Female lead with constant male interruptions] Loaded in naked with a rock and a dream, Kenta said “easy money”— got mauled by a beam— [Male 1] Not the scientist! [Male 2] Bro screamed on Steam! Boom hit oil with a bow and a grin, Came back with one sock and radiation skin, [Male 1] That ain’t loot! [Male 2] That’s a medical condition! Drutten took “delivery quest” way too serious, Three roadsigns, one horse, and a vibe delirious, Illu in the tunnel talkin’ “I got this, chill,” Two seconds later— landmine on a hill. [All] OOF! [Pre-Chorus – Female lead] Quest board full, brain cells low, Admin watchin’ like “here we go…” [Male 1 + Male 2 overlap] He saw that! / He clipped that! / Ban? / Nah, just laughed! [Chorus – All] We craftin’, we scrapin’, we losin’ our shit, Twelve G got the whole damn squad half legit, Quest says “go fish,” now Benny smell like doom, Raven yellin’ “WHO STOLE MY ROOM?!” We grindin’, we whiffin’, we swear we’re elite, Then Deda gets folded by a naked with a sheet, Female lead screamin’ “RUN THAT AGAIN!” And the boys cut in like— [Male 1] “NOPE!” [Male 2] “WE’RE DEAD!” [All] “SPAWN BEACH, MY FRIEND!” [Verse 2 – Female lead] Benny the Poopman got a “gather” objective, Whole damn base smellin’ bio-offensive, AK-sinned flexin’ with a skin and no recoil, Still got clapped at dome tryna act all royal. [Male 1] He looked expensive though! [Male 2] Ten outta ten corpse! Raven on a tugboat yellin’ “I’m the sea king!” Boat flipped once and now nobody’s speaking, Kenta found “weed quest,” eyes red, no plan, Tried to hug a bear and called it “my man.” [All] MY MAN! Illu took elevator quests like a businessman, Went up geared— came down as a different man, Boom at Bradley with confidence loud, One rocket missed and he apologized to the cloud. [Bridge – Female lead, half-spoken / theatrical] Chicken quest, pie quest, train yard cardio, Card run, farm run, “bro where’d my SAR go?” Festival nonsense, snus in the stash, Convoy pull up and the whole squad crash. [Male 1 + Male 2 overlap] Not the backpack! / Not the hidden one! / Who took my meds? / Why’s admin havin’ fun?! [Female lead] Because every wipe got one dumb plan— And somehow… we keep… doing it again. [Chorus – Bigger / rowdier] We craftin’, we scrapin’, we losin’ our shit, Twelve G got the whole damn squad half legit, Quest says “go hunt,” now Drutten got bit, Deda said “worth it” while bleedin’ in a pit. We grindin’, we whiffin’, we swear we’re elite, Then Benny falls asleep in a roadside seat, Female lead screamin’ “RUN THAT AGAIN!” And the boys cut in like— [Male 1] “WE BROKE!” [Male 2] “NO KIT!” [All] “DO IT FOR THE XP, THEN!” [Outro – chaotic spoken pile-up] [Female lead] Kenta lost the horse! [Male 1] Boom lost the gun! [Male 2] Raven lost the boat! [Female lead] Illu lost his lungs! [Male 1] Benny lost the bathroom war! [Male 2] AK-skinned lost drip! [Female lead] Drutten lost direction! [Male 1] Deda lost… everything. [All] TWELVE G, BABY! QUEST ACCEPTED! REGRET IMMEDIATELY!
