Verse 1 I told my wife, "Your brows are too high," She looked surprised, oh my, oh my! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, Can’t put it down, it’s a mystery! Chorus Laugh along with me, in this silly song, Jokes that are clean, won’t take long, Puns and one-liners, for your delight, Let’s have some fun, day or night. Verse 2 Why did the scarecrow win an award? ’Cause he was outstanding, in his field, tee-hee! I have jokes about unemployed folks, But none of them work, what a hoax! Verse 3 I failed math so many times, you see, Now I can’t even count, hee-hee! Blunt pencils are really pointless, true, Just like me, without a clue! Chorus Laugh along with me, in this silly song, Jokes that are clean, won’t take long, Puns and one-liners, for your delight, Let’s have some fun, day or night.
